Gallery of Our Betters

BORIS JOHNSON
So, here we have the head honcho, our beloved leader: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, our very own Caveat King of Plague Island, De Waffle.
BORIS JOHNSON
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
NOT-SO-PRITI PATEL
Home Sectary- Skelator. She will zap any refugees who dare come into the UK! Seriously- is this woman’s name Priti or Skelator? She likes nothing better than a dingy with a puncture.
LIKE, DONALD TRUMP- GONE MOTHER,GONE!
Like, OMG, it’s like this guy, who is like, orange. Did you know he owns a lapdog? His name is like, de Pfeffel. ‘And, um, RECOUNT THE VOTES! RECOUNT THE VOTES!’ Seriously dude, let it go.
So true. Hey de Pfeffel, want some crayola crayons?

MATT HANCOCK
And I am pleased to announce the arrival of the UK’s Health Secretary, or as we call him, The Death Secretary. He is actually a lawless chancer with affiliations to the Cheltenham Races! Giddy up!
DOMINIC CUMMINGS- THIS MAN IS GONE!
And here we have Egg Head- no, Dominic Cummings. Faithful friend of Our Beloved Leader, he gets away with everything, like the teachers favorite kid gets away with cheating on the test.
DONALD TRUMP- GONE (WITH THE WIND)
Awww… come on, can’t you see the likeness!
The four horsemen of the Tory party/Hell. Nice pony, by the way.
Getting down with the commoners, no his bad self, mistake- seriously, please forget this happened. I’m gonna use my Eternity Politics skills to make this all go away, okay. MAKE IT ALL. GO. AWAY.
JACOB REES-MOGG
Leader of the House of Commons, A.K.A: Haunted Pencil. Bananas in Pajamas. The man with the yellow hat – no, top hat. The Adams Family accountant. Rt. Honorable member of the eighteenth century.
Gavin Williamson
Aww… look, its Mouse Man!!
Strengths: Screwing up kids lives and futures. Also, looking like a mouse.
Weaknesses: Not screwing up kids lives and futures.
Joe Biden
Hey Joe (hey, thats a song by Jimmi Hendrix!) Sooooo… how you doin’ (ughhhh… Thats what Joey from Friends says.) Enjoying being President of the USA? (Wait… that’s a band! What is up with this?!)
Working 9-5, what a way to make a livin’ (but not weekends)
Nice badge, Donald. Did you get it from Blue Peter?
#TrashersOfLockdown. The original trashers- they should totally make their own TV show now, get some people to act them, title the show West Enders- The Original Trashers of Lockdown, and then get it awful to mediocre reviews, make a couple of spinoff series, jobs a gooden.

These guys will haunt your dreams ~ E.P 4.1.21 & L.M 22.2.21 ~

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