
So, here we have the head honcho, our beloved leader: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, our very own Caveat King of Plague Island, De Waffle.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Home Sectary- Skelator. She will zap any refugees who dare come into the UK! Seriously- is this woman’s name Priti or Skelator? She likes nothing better than a dingy with a puncture.

Like, OMG, it’s like this guy, who is like, orange. Did you know he owns a lapdog? His name is like, de Pfeffel. ‘And, um, RECOUNT THE VOTES! RECOUNT THE VOTES!’ Seriously dude, let it go.


And I am pleased to announce the arrival of the UK’s Health Secretary, or as we call him, The Death Secretary. He is actually a lawless chancer with affiliations to the Cheltenham Races! Giddy up!

And here we have Egg Head- no, Dominic Cummings. Faithful friend of Our Beloved Leader, he gets away with everything, like the teachers favorite kid gets away with cheating on the test.

Awww… come on, can’t you see the likeness!



Leader of the House of Commons, A.K.A: Haunted Pencil. Bananas in Pajamas. The man with the yellow hat – no, top hat. The Adams Family accountant. Rt. Honorable member of the eighteenth century.

Aww… look, its Mouse Man!!
Strengths: Screwing up kids lives and futures. Also, looking like a mouse.
Weaknesses: Not screwing up kids lives and futures.

Hey Joe (hey, thats a song by Jimmi Hendrix!) Sooooo… how you doin’ (ughhhh… Thats what Joey from Friends says.) Enjoying being President of the USA? (Wait… that’s a band! What is up with this?!)



These guys will haunt your dreams ~ E.P 4.1.21 & L.M 22.2.21 ~